figurants: “what type of music do you like” shit this is the question this is the big one you can’t fuck this up this is yr life your life is on the line now shit shit shit hshit fuck they can hear me breathing fckin i ‘m my breath is so loud they can tell fuckfUCK i have to speak i ok just go for it ok uhhhh “like indie stuff i guess” goddamnit i belong in the ground pls punch me into the core...
Reasons why you should do Thing ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ
cairovercoat: 1. Every hour you spend doing Thing right now is an extra hour you will get to sleep. (◡‿◡✿) 2. Every hour you spend doing Thing right now is an extra hour you will get to read or talk with friends or watch that new episode of your favourite TV show or do something else you really love doing. ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ 3. You will have to do Thing eventually whether you like it or not! Face Thing...
richwhitelesbian: *Starin at my girlfriend* is this really my girlfriend *holdin my girlfriend* am i really dating whoever this is *rotates my girlfriend on all axes & inspects dimensions* how did i end up with you *im dating a cool rock i found on the beach*
killerseven: He was Jer, plain Jer, in the morning, standing five feet eight in one sock. He was Seinfeld in slacks. He was “Barry” working the hives. He was Jerome on the dotted line. But in my arms he was always Jerry.
the fart cave: hamburgerjack: the beggar and the... →
hamburgerjack: the beggar and the king: Medusa wasn’t always a monster. thebeggarandtheking: queennubian: She was once the a beautiful virgin shadow maiden of Athean. After Poseidon rapes Medusa in Athena’s temple, Athena punishes Medusa….making her the embodiement of death and damning her to a life of solitude. What does this say about society then, and now? Well, the myth...